The Best Shayari Collection

Husband: Today is Sunday I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: why three? Husband: 1 for you and two for your parents Wife: Suno ji Doctor ne mujhe  ek maheenay ke araam ke liye  beautiful foreign country janay ko kaha hai. Hum kahan jayenge? Husband: doosray doctor k passs..  :D :D :D 

Dosti ka safar lamba h to kya hua, thoda tum chalo, thoda hum chalenge, Fir . . Fir kya? . Vikram kar lenge . . 5rs/-Tum dena, . Or baki k 5 Rs , , , , V tum hi dena. :D :lol: