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Funny Time pass Jokes for Friends In English | Funny Jokes

Dear Subscriber, we regret to say that the validity for your roaming is over and you have to return back to zoo. Our van is on the way to catch you. :D

Best Insulting funny Jokes for Friends| Insulting Funny JOkes

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Agar manzil ko pana hai to hosle sath rakhna, Agar pyar ko pana hai to aithbar sath rakhna, Agar hmesha muskurana hai to DAANT saaf rakhna.. 

Boy and Girl Chat Conversation on Facebook |Funny Jokes For Facebook

Boy- kaisi ho? Girl- fine :-) Boy- missing me? Girl-  :-P Boy- Yaar meri tabiyat kharab hai. Girl- =-O Boy- Aaj kaisa din guzra? Girl- ;-) Boy- busy ho? Girl- umhm B-) Boy- koi pass hai? Girl- kha na nhi :-@ Boy- to pagal ki bachi muh se kuch bol bhi le apne baap ki shakle kyu send kr rahi h.:-P

A funny riddle to make her laugh -Funny Smile sms for lovers

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A funny riddle to make her laugh  What is difference between a Cat and a Rabbit ? think. . . think . . .  .  Ans: cat’s tail and rabbit‘s ears are big  :D :D -------------------------------------------------------------- Elephant ke jism mai ajeeb chez kya hoti hai?? think .. think… Ans: Uska right kaan bahut bada aur left kaan right kaan ke barabar hota hai :D Funny isn't it?

Boys Vs Girls sms | You are a Girl who Die For Money

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Don't show your face ever to me, I wanna kick you whenever I see, you broke all the vows coz of money, you are a girl who die for money. (Self-made)

5 best Funny joke for friends | Funny Jokes For Sms | Best Shayari Collection |

Doobta Jahaj Ka Kaptaan: "Kisi ko pray karna aata hai???" Billu: "haan Kaptaan, mujhe pata hai  how to pray." Kaptaan: "Shabaash, u pray tab tak hum apni life jackets pehan lete hain" ek kam hai ... :-D ------------------------------------------------------------------ 'U' lagao aur ban jao tum (1) D_ffer (2)M_rkh (3)St_pid (4)Bewak_f (5)B_dh_ (6) _ll_ Dekha.. Everything is so incomplete without U  ------------------------------------------------------------------- Master ji -"Maine ek admi ko maar diya." Isko Future tense me badalo, Santa -iska future tense hoga... "aap jail jaoge master ji" :D :D ------------------------------------------------------------------- Long time ago, Only those People used to read my msg Who are  Cute, And now today.... the history broken by a Donkey. :-D

Funny jokes Shayari | Niche jao aur jeeto Paise he Paise | Jokes

Niche jao aur jeeto Paise he Paise ... . . * . . aur niche . . * . . aur niche . . yakin nahi hota ki aap paiso ke liye itna niche gir sakte ho CHHIIIHH .

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