Showing posts with label funny jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny jokes. Show all posts

09 July, 2013

Insulting Sms For Girl in Love- Insulting Girl's Love

If you love some1 don't keep him in your heart!
Keep him on your nails!
So if u fail in love,
Don’t break ur heart!
Just cut the nails!
thats why girls keep long nails :D

28 June, 2013

Funny Jokes on Teacher Student Conversation|Funny Jokes


Teacher: Kal tum school kyu nahi aaye??
Student: Gir gaya tha aur lag gayi.
Teacher:Kaha gir gaya aur kya lag gayi??
Student: Palang Par Gir Gaya aur Aankh lag gayi
:D :D

26 June, 2013

Funny Insulting Sms Joke For Friend|Funny Insulting Jokes

txt me  Insulting Sms

Aajib hai nakhre tere.....
Aajib tera Style hai...
Naak pochne ki tameez nahi
Haathoo me tere Mobile hai

Funny Shayari For Friends - Best Insulting Shayari

Aankhon mein shrafat
Chaal mein nazakat
dil me sachaai
chehre me safai
phir kyun na bole har larki aapko, 
mera bhai mera bhai

17 June, 2013

Student Fever Exam Sms | Student Exam Fever

Haqiqat exam ki ruswai hoti h
Kabhi section A to kabhi B me bewafai hoti h
5 question ki traf kadam badha kar dekho to
2 me hi aukat dikhai deti hai

26 May, 2013

Funny TimePass Jokes on Husband and Wife| Funny Jokes

Husband: Today is Sunday I have to enjoy it.
So i bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: why three?
Husband: 1 for you and two for your parents


Wife: Suno ji Doctor ne mujhe 
ek maheenay ke araam ke liye 
beautiful foreign country janay ko kaha hai.

Hum kahan jayenge?
Husband: doosray doctor k passs..
 :D :D :D 

24 May, 2013

Teacher-Student Jokes | Funny Time pass Jokes

Height of respect-
Hm sirf ye soch kr paper khali de ate h
ki kahi teacher yeh na kahe ki
"Dekho aaj ke bacche bado ko jawab dete hai"
"Sanskar",  u know.. ;-) :-D