Showing posts with label Student Shayari. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Student Shayari. Show all posts

28 June, 2013

Student Rocks|Exam Funny jokes best Joke Ever | Exam Sms

Exam, Marks, %age sab bekar ki baatein hai,
Sab moh maya hai,
Tum khali haath he aaye ho aur khali hath he jaoge.
Nadan insaan  is brahm se niklo aur satya ko apnao,
jao so jao.

17 June, 2013

Student Fever Exam Sms | Student Exam Fever

Haqiqat exam ki ruswai hoti h
Kabhi section A to kabhi B me bewafai hoti h
5 question ki traf kadam badha kar dekho to
2 me hi aukat dikhai deti hai

07 June, 2013

Be proud to be an ENGINEER | Sms For Students of Engineering

4 saal,
8 ladai(sem)
40 Dushman(paper)
32 tanks(lab)
64 grand(ext & int)
16 goli(mid sem)
aur ek akela janbaaz
be proud to be an ENGINEER

Funny Exam Sms for Students | Exam Sms

How to spend 3 hrs in exam hall? (2 pm to 5 pm) 
2:00- 2:10 write the reg no & sub code
2:10-2:40 read carefully the instruction given
2:40-3:40 read d question paper twice
3:40-4:15 see if you understand any question
4:15-4:20 ask for water & drink
4:20-4:50 check whether you've filled all  the details carefully
Last 10 mins relax. :D :D

Exam Sms For Engineering Students | Exam Sms

Why engineers don't study whole year
& spend nights Before exam?
Because
kinare ke sukun se hume inkar toh nahi,
mager tufan me kashti nikalne ka mazaa
kuch aur hi hota hai :D
Engineering Students Rocks

Engineering Students Rocks | Exam Sms For Engineering Students

1000 pages ki book kitne din me padhi ja sakti h,
WRITER- 6 months
DOCTOR- 2 months
LAWYER- 1 month
Engineering student- yeh batao exam kab hai..
raat bhar mai nipta denge :
Engineering Students Rocks :D

23 March, 2013

Funny Conversation of teacher and Student - Funny Timepass Jokes


Teacher: Ram, you talk a lot.
Ram: It's a family tradition.
Teacher: What do you mean?
Ram: My Grandpa was a salesman,
And my father is a tacher.
Teacher: What about your mother?
Ram: She is a woman :D :D